I was going to start with Lady Gaga's meat dress. Really? A meat dress? And shoes? And hat? And bag? *barf* I can't even bear to post a picture it was so nasty. She must have smelled awesome afterward.
The rest of the show was pretty boring I thought, with the exception of Florence + The Machine (whom I love). Her song Dog Days Are Over was awe-some (said in the voice of Rhino the gerbil in Bolt)!
- I'm sorry Taylor Swift. You're such a sweetie, but your voice is very, um...not great live.
- Kanye - sorry, he's just an a-hole and his performance didn't rock my world.
- Hayley Williams and B.O.B. - not bad. I adore Paramore, but I didn't love Hayley's outfit (thigh high boots with mid thigh shorts = chunky leg syndrome (even on someone as teenie as Hayley, who's so super cute).
That's it. That's all I've got.
Back to your Tuesday now...