I thought I was being attacked by a giant monster name Allergy. But no. It appears that I have a raging cold. My head feels as though it weighs about 59 pounds and I find myself screaming becasue I can't hear myself (the lady at the Tim Horton's drive thru this morning kindly said, "I can hear you honey, you don't have to scream").
I'm going now to invest in Kleenex stock. I think I can make a killing based on my usage today alone.