Dear neighbor,

Dear Nameless Neighbor,
Thank you for waking me up at 7:15am with the jackhammer.  And an extra special thank you for keeping said jackhammer pounding on your (I'm assuming) to be replaced porch all morning.  I work from home and it changes things up a bit.  Clients love to hear incessant hammering on the phone.  And because I live in a quiet suburb, jackhammering is expected, right?
Love,
Jenny

P.S.  You can make it up to me by giving me these shoes as a gift because they're pretty damn beautiful.  I think Laboutin's convey the proper "Sorry for the Disturbance" sentiment.

P.P.S.  I'm not usually this bitchy.  I'm just a little overwhelmed, tired, stressed, etc.  I'll be gone soon, don't worry.