Dear Nameless Neighbor,
Thank you for waking me up at 7:15am with the jackhammer. And an extra special thank you for keeping said jackhammer pounding on your (I'm assuming) to be replaced porch all morning. I work from home and it changes things up a bit. Clients love to hear incessant hammering on the phone. And because I live in a quiet suburb, jackhammering is expected, right?
P.P.S. I'm not usually this bitchy. I'm just a little overwhelmed, tired, stressed, etc. I'll be gone soon, don't worry.