• A suspicious person was reported. The subject was delivering newspapers and using a flashlight due to darkness.
• A resident told police a turkey flew through her apartment.
• A house was egged overnight and three slices of bologna found on the windows.
(Editors Note: That was probably my 3 year old nephew Jack. He has a thing for bologna)
• Police were called for an argument between a man and a woman about dancing lessons.
Shit, dancing's important man. I can see why they neglected the fire hazard (and disturbing the peace) issues plagued me that night.