I'm sick of me

I've been lying in this bed since yesterday. I'm totally sick of my own company. As I've only been able to sleep a total of 4 hours since 10am yesterday I find myself thinking of ways to keep myself from passing out from boredom (although that might be a welcome relief at this point). Thus far I've:

-Tried to think of all 44 presidents. Sadly I can only come up with 25. Who the hell remembers Franklin Pierce?

-Tried to come up with a country for each letter of the alphabet, then city.

-Starting reading but it made me sick.

-Consumed large quantities of saltines, hoping (still) they won't make me vomit.

-Wishing sleep would stop by and hit me hard and fast with some rest.

What I've discovered is I'm quite boring on my own.
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed