January, why won't you go away?

I hate January. No offense to the numerous people who were born this month, but I think it might just be the crummiest month around. It's cold. It's grey. It's dark. It snows. That snow turns black. It's gross.

I'm not a huge fan of you either February, so hush it up...

And March. I've got my eye on you. You're not always a winner yourself.  Let's try to warm it up a bit this year, shall we?