WARNING

I am in a heightened state of aggravation today.  It could be due to any of the 7,000 things that aggravate all humans on a typical day, I can't really pinpoint one at the moment.  All I know is that I'm irritated and aggravated and not really wanting to accomplish anything, despite the 50 things in need of accomplishment.  I want a cup of coffee, but its 5:30 and I'll be up all night if I indulge.  I wish I weighed about 75 pounds less and being in my own body is frustrating me (yet I'd really like to do nothing about it, thank you).  My hair is wonky today and its bothering me to the point where I'm eyeing the scissors on my desk.  And I have a wake to attend tonight, and who doesn't love a good wake?  

EDITORS NOTE:  that wasn't meant to be disrespectful, I just have a stronger aversion to these events since my dad passed away.